Archive for May, 2015

Posted: May 31, 2015 in Uncategorized
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consultingcupcake:

Everyone’s completely amazed at Chris Evans and Tom Hiddleston impersonating each other’s characters in “The Dark World”, and nobody loses a word about how Jaimie Alexander perfectly portrayed Chris “gentle giant” Hemsworth in the same scene.

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Posted: May 28, 2015 in Uncategorized
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cornerofthemind:

crookedthinking95:

babustyles:

Game of Thrones characters reimagined as Disney characters

chyeaitsjess

OH THESE ARE WONDERFUL

existentialphan:

daisy-lester:

funny-and-clever-url:

the-booty-soldier:

piece-of-shvt:

omfgdanshobbithair:

nikkibsummers:

mycroftly:

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

As a Scottish person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

As an English person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

As an American person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

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reblogging cause new zealand

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He’s like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it’s late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can’t tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn’t be able to spell ‘definitely’ right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write ‘defiantly’, because she doesn’t care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don’t like tattoos and he’s like twenty-five. And for Christ’s sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It’ll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It’s like you didn’t read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you’re reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth’s. It’s like sixty pages long, but you’ll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn’t like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren’t my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you’re getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I’m a teacher, and since I’m a teacher, it’s all I can afford, so…
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he’s such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn’t get so mad when you call me at school if you didn’t change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I’m too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What’s the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

Posted: May 25, 2015 in Uncategorized
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onlylolgifs:

The Avengers Pancakes

kedreeva:

  • Never go alone- bring a partner. Travel in pairs
  • Before entering, ensure that someone not entering knows you are going in, and when you expect to be out
  • Before entering, determine the cause of your mission- your mission objective. Bookcase? Couch? Oven? Meatballs? Figure it out

How to Survive a trip to IKEA

Posted: May 21, 2015 in Uncategorized
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mrsweasley:

I am crying