Archive for July, 2015

Posted: July 28, 2015 in Uncategorized
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ar-lath-ma-vhenan:

fan-troll:

clxcool:

iahfy:

did I respond to this right 

I’ll need this for later. 

real big boobs shouldn’t be bigger than the head

don’t make me laugh

useful

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Posted: July 28, 2015 in Uncategorized
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raininginadelaide:

prince-bergs:

real talk why do so many fantasy universes think giant spiders are necessary

darktwinkle 

NOPE! ….this is why I don’t play fantasy games (unless I can convince someone to play certain bits for me :P)

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

Posted: July 26, 2015 in Uncategorized
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bumblebunn:

A+ use of wallpaper

Posted: July 25, 2015 in Uncategorized
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“We were raised together, we played together, we fought together. Do you remember none of that?”

Posted: July 24, 2015 in Uncategorized

daftpunk-delorean:

dangerouslyasexual:

naamahdarling:

microbewrangler:

princess-fluffybutt:

sassyhiddles:

grimdarkcarnival:

missingdinosaur:

methroid:

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

Omg I can’t

As a guy I second this.

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

and there should be a company that sells them called Victor’s Secret, that has uncomfortably large, close-up photos of enormously-endowed male “angels” stuffed into their gorgeous little pouches spread all over every mall and TV channel, which changes societal expectations on penis size as a whole, so that men who don’t have incredibly large penises feel impossibly inadequate and feel compelled to make up for it by spending a fortune on overpriced penis pouches as a way of compensating.

Then Victor’s Secret should be sure not to actually carry any of these garments in the sizes that they advertise, so that only modestly-endowed men have the privilege of being seen in the shop, which is the type of place that simultaneously clamors for huge dicks, but refuses to cater to them in any way, leaving everyone involved vaguely uncomfortable and slightly ashamed.

Posted: July 22, 2015 in Uncategorized
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athenasdragon:

I wish that book reviews were presented the same way as fanfiction reviews:

“AFHAKFHDKFHAKHFADSKFHKDFDKJHFKJAD” –The New York Times

“OMG I CANT EVEN WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THEM” –The Wall Street Journal

“you asshole im crying now” –NPR

“AHH THAT WAS SO CUTE THANK YOU! I’ll publish that book I said I’d write for you like next week, I’m a little busy right now but I LOVE THIS” –Sarah Dessen